Sowenga

Mais pourquoi les expérimentations scientifiques se font-elles toujours sur des souris ? La réponse est simple : c’est tout simplement parce qu’ils ne les aiment pas. Extraits :

“As a man of science, I deal with facts, and the fact is that mice are gross,” said Dr. Douglas White, chair of the Oxford biogenetics department and lifelong mouse-hater.

“The truth is, mice are particularly ill-suited for our tissue study,” Gresham added. “We could construct a computer model that would yield more accurate results, but we don’t care.”

“… when I have the time, I like to send them flying into walls. Even just seeing them in a cage makes me feel kind of good inside. I like knowing I’m depriving them of their freedom, even if my research doesn’t provide me the opportunity to cut them open.”

“I hate those little fuckers,” he added.

Le reste de cet article hilarant et génialement sadique se trouve sur The Onion.

Filed under: Trippin' Out on December 23rd, 2004